TShirt: Don't feed the Whores

$24.77 ~~$39.95~~ In stock

Category: Unisex

100% Cotton Tee - Printed in the USA.

Size	Width (inches)	Length (inches)	Sleeve Center Back (inches)
S	18	28	15.63
M	20	29	17
L	22	30	18.5
XL	24	31	20
2XL	26	32	21.5
3XL	28	33	22.88

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Jacob ★★★★★ Oct 28, 2026

The print is sharp and the cotton feels sturdy, not one of those flimsy tees that thin out after a wash. I got a medium and the fit is true to the measurements, sleeves hit right where they should. Wore it out last weekend and got a few laughs, plus it held up fine in the dryer.

Edward A. ★★★★★ Oct 27, 2026

The size chart was spot on—ordered a large and it fits perfectly across the shoulders without being too baggy. The printed text is bold and hasn't cracked after a few washes, which is a relief.

Zoe ★★★★★ Oct 26, 2026

The cotton feels substantial without being stiff, and the print on this has held up perfectly after several washes. I'm 5'10" and 175 lbs, the large fits just right with room to move.