TShirt: Assholes Live Forever

$27.97 ~~$39.95~~ In stock

Category: Unisex

100% Cotton Tee - Printed in the USA.

Size	Width (inches)	Length (inches)	Sleeve Center Back (inches)
S	18	28	15.63
M	20	29	17
L	22	30	18.5
XL	24	31	20
2XL	26	32	21.5
3XL	28	33	22.88

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Matthew L. ★★★★★ Oct 28, 2026

Bought this as a gag gift for my brother and the fit is spot on for a large, measured it against another tee I own and it matches. The print has held up fine through two washes so far, no cracking or peeling. It's exactly what you'd expect from a 100% cotton tee, nothing fancy but it does the job.

Robert Z. ★★★★★ Oct 25, 2026

The cotton is soft and breathable right out of the bag, and the print hasn't cracked after several washes. Fit is true to the size chart—I went with a medium and it's just right for a relaxed look.

Carter ★★★★☆ Oct 27, 2026

The cotton is thick and sturdy, not one of those flimsy tees that lose shape after a wash. I grabbed an XL and the 31-inch length hits just right, though I wish the sleeves were a touch longer.