Parenting Pens 5pk

Name: Parenting Pens 5pk
Brand: Woodrocket
SKU: PEN-006
Price: 14.96 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (5 reviews)

$14.96 ~~$19.95~~ In stock

Category: Novelty

I'll give you something to cry about

Because I said so

Go the F*ck to sleep

I will turn this car around

Don't make me count to three

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Olivia K. ★★★★★ Oct 28, 2026

The "Go the F*ck to sleep" pen is already my favorite—the ink flows smoothly and the sarcasm is perfect for late-night notes. My friend saw me using it and immediately asked where she could get one for her husband.

Amelia H. ★★★★★ Oct 27, 2026

The "I will turn this car around" pen cracks me up every time I use it. They all write smoothly and the ink is a nice dark black. Perfect gag gift for my fellow parent friends.

Abigail C. ★★★★★ Oct 26, 2026

Go the F*ck to sleep" is my favorite, the perfect gag gift for any tired parent. The ink flows smoothly and the black print on white is nice and bold.