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Offensive Pens 5pk

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$13.57 $19.95 In stock

Category: Novelty

That's not my job

Per my last Email

This meeting could have been an email

Oh, for fucks sake

I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Sophia ★★★★★

The "per my last email" pen is already saving my sanity at work, and the ink writes smooth enough that passive-aggressive notes feel almost polite. Bought the 5pk so I can scatter them around the office and my home desk, and every single one has delivered the exact amount of snark I needed.

Adam F. ★★★★★

The "I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow" pen got a genuine laugh from my boss when I left it on his desk before a Monday meeting. The print is crisp and hasn't smudged at all after a week of use.

Alexander ★★★★★

My coworker keeps borrowing my "I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow" pen, and I'm honestly glad she finds it as funny as I do. The ink flows smoothly, and the inside jokes make even the most tedious email sign-offs bearable.

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