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Cat People Pens 5pk

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$13.17 $19.95 In stock

Category: Novelty

Show me your kitties

Sorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me

Dogs have owners, Cats have staff

All my stuff is covered in cat hair

You don't own a cat, you know a cat

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Violet F. ★★★★★

The "Sorry I'm late" pen cracked me up as soon as I opened the pack—it's perfect for my desk at work. The ink flows smoothly without smudging, and the sayings are all spot-on for a cat lover like me.

Chloe L. ★★★★★

The "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff" pen makes me chuckle every time I use it. Ink flows smoothly and the sayings are printed crisp enough that they haven't worn off after a week on my desk.

Amelia Q. ★★★★★

The "I was late because my cat was napping on me" pen is spot-on—already made me chuckle at my desk. Each one has a different cat-themed saying, and the ink flows smoothly without skipping. My whole cubicle knows I'm the resident cat person now.