Plush: Penis 12" - White

This thing is hilariously soft and surprisingly hefty—the perfect stress ball for when work gets weird. I keep it on my desk just to make people do a double take.

The stitching held up after a week of my friends and I tossing it around for laughs, and it’s genuinely softer than I expected for something this silly. It’s become the unofficial mascot of our game nights, and I can’t help grinning every time I see it propped on the couch.

I bought this as a gag gift for a friend, and the white color actually looks surprisingly clean and not tacky. The stitching around the head is neat, and it’s soft enough to squeeze while laughing at the absurdity.